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Stick to these characters.

They have great marketing appeal

for collectors. All 5 CGI characters

are real looking like TED.

They are not cartoons.

R A F T E R S I N

Large Sewer RAT

Size 3'4"

Silver Trumpet Player

Smooth Beatnik

T-shirt Crucifixion Nails

Hardware: Nail Jewlery Whiskers

Cuz he burnt off

his whiskers

during his youth,

smoking dah Ganja

Original voice of

f l a v o r   f l a v

William Jonathan Dayton Jr.

Click video for

Flav as Raftersin

Jayngle Balls

aka JAY

Beaver

Size 3'5"

Quirky, Jealous,

Unusually Strong Arms

Reclusive Hermit

Nerdy Intelligence

Plays the Drums

Speaks with R's and L's

that sound like W's

and Esses that sound like Esh

A d a m   S a n d l e r

Click video for

Adam as Jay

Winston

Beaver

Size 3'4"

Musical Vocalist

Condescending

Obnoxious

Dick Prick

with a

Heart of Gold

Wears Loose Fit Jeans

Opposed to the Pic Below

David Spade

Click video for

Spade as Winston

DUFF

Beaver

W I L D Tender M I L D

Musical Vocalist

Lead Guitarist 

Size 3'2"

Victoria Jackson

Click video for

Victoria as DUFF

A L I V E   &   K I C K I N G

JousTin Beaver

Renaissance TIN Man

Justin Bieber

S K A R Y  K R O W

B R I A N  the  B R A I N

L  O  V  E  R    of    K  O  R  N

B r i a n   H u g h   W a r n e r

Lion of Judah's

KanYeshua

Cowardly Wicked

Wretch

of

The West

who surrenders his

weak life to 

The Messiah

Kanye West

If Kanye West refuses

to be a part of this production

then hire a lookalike.

Perhaps direct Kanye

to his daughters video below

speaking of GOD

and Kanyes

music video showing his

inner child

KANYE WEST LOOKALIKE

FOR HIRE WEBLINK

THE    BIG    APPLE    DANCING    KIDS

North, Saint, Chicago, Psalm 

 

The Refs

Referee's

Roger Daltry

Pete Townshend

Norm

Forgiving Potty Mouth

Born Again Christian

wondering...

"Where the hell's my wife?!"

Shia LaBeouf

K r y s t i l l

She do what she do

Ariana Grande

The Messiah

He Due's W A T T He Due's

Brian Head Welch

G r a m p a w     N o o k y

aka   G R A M P S

Sharp and Masterful

Dave Mustaine

Owl Bert

aka BERT

Cautious, Protective, Sensible

Bass Guitarist

Chris Tucker

Click the video for

Tucker as Owl Bert

Willy

Medicine Man of Sugar

Alice Cooper

Stony Lokos

Krystill's Dad

Ambiguous Christianity

Billy Ray Cyrus

Juniper Lokos

Krystill's Mother

Caring, Worried, Alcoholic

Sofia Vergara

PAISLY

What if hell's real?

China Anne McClain

A R T

Art Counselor

Who decks out his office with

Pruning the Bonzai

A R T Alexakis

Officer's

Police Officer's

Joel & Luke Smallbone

B R A N D

Stonehenge Friend

Be Your Usual Quirky Self

Russel Brand

Perry

Hospital Service

Katy Perry

J a n k o

Hospital Janitor

G e o r g e     J a n k o

Spears

Hospital Roomie

Britney Spears

Inner Child Wonderment

with her alive and kicking

stuffed animal CGI duck that she

speaks gibberish with

Click the video for

Brittany as Hospital Roomie

Dr. Hook

Psychiatrist

who decks out his office

with Nautical Know How

Becket Cook

TOE DOE

Krystil's Timid DowUg

Lil Nas X 

Montero Lamar Hill

R E N

Krystil's kRAZY kAT

REN ERYN GILL

Fedora

Homosexual Dumpster Baby

Who

Finds Christ

and

Becomes a Born Again Christian

Chris Massoglia

BECK

Krystil's Boyfriend

Who Enjoys SNL

Jack Champion

LARK

Respectful Mature Attitude

for a

12 Year Old Giant of 6'5"

Finn Wolfhard

Lizard of OZ

Baphometical Drill Sergeant

who hammers it home

with hopeful reverse psychology

Give Em Hell Mel

Gibson

Liza Spinelli

2 Feet Tall

Lamb Babe LIZA

Tells Em Straight

with

Her Bag of Goodies

A Black Leather

Quiver Is attached

To The Back

Of Her Leather Coat

Filled With Glowing

Blue Arrows

Her Bow Is Hidden

Inside Her

Inner Coat Pocket

Fran Drescher

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