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Stick to these characters.

They have great marketing appeal

for collectors. All 5 CGI characters

are real looking like TED.

They are not cartoons.

R A F T E R S I N

Large Sewer RAT

His height should be

tall enough to get hit

in the back of the head

by the end of Berts pool cue

Silver Trumpet Player

for the band

The Bee Leaving Beavers

Crucifixion Nails Tee

Hardware: Nail Jewlery Whiskers

Cuz he burnt off

his whiskers

during his youth,

smoking dah Ganja

Talks incoherent

beatnik gibberish 

Original voice of

f l a v o r   f l a v

William Jonathan Dayton Jr.

Click video for

Flav as Raftersin

Jayngle Balls

aka JAY

Beaver 3'5"

 Jealous Nerd

Plays the Drums

for the band

The Bee Leaving Beavers

Unusually Strong Arms

Lives with His

Widowed Mother

Speaks with R's and L's

that sound like W's

Esses sound like Esh

A d a m   S a n d l e r

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Adam as Jay

Winston

Beaver 3'4"

Vocalist

for the band

The Bee Leaving Beavers

Condescending

Obnoxious

Dick Prick

with a

Heart of Gold

Acts like King Shit

Yet He's Scared Shitless

of Pure Evil

David Spade

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Spade as Winston

DUFF

Beaver

Size 3'2"

Tender M I L D

Love Child of God

Lead Guitarist

for the band

The Bee Leaving Beavers

Secretly has the

Hots for Jay

Victoria Jackson

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Victoria as DUFF

Owl Bert

aka BERT

Cautious, Protective, Sensible

Bass Guitarist

for the band

The Bee Leaving Beavers

Chris Tucker

A L I V E   &   K I C K I N G

JousTin Beaver

Renaissance TIN Man

Justin Bieber

S K A R Y  K R O W

B R I A N  the  B R A I N

L  O  V  E  R    of    K  O  R  N

B r i a n   H u g h   W a r n e r

Lion of Judah's

KanYeshua

Cowardly Wicked

Wretch

of

The West

who surrenders his

weak life to 

The Messiah

Kanye West

If Kanye West refuses

to be a part of this production

then hire a lookalike.

Perhaps direct Kanye

to his daughters video below

speaking of GOD

and Kanyes

music video showing his

inner child

KANYE WEST LOOKALIKE

FOR HIRE WEBLINK

THE    BIG    APPLE    DANCING    KIDS

North, Saint, Chicago, Psalm 

 

The Refs

Referee's

Roger Daltry

Pete Townshend

Norm

Forgiving Potty Mouth

Born Again Christian

wondering...

"Where the hell's my wife?!"

Shia LaBeouf

K r y s t i l l

She do what she do

kitty cattin chattin'

in her bird nest

with her walking on water

Peter Chris Kristy face

Ariana Grande

The Messiah

He Due's W A T T He Due's

Brian Head Welch

G r a m p a w    N o o k y

aka   G R A M P S

Sharp and Masterful

Dave Mustaine

Willy

Medicine Man of Sugar

Alice Cooper

Stony Lokos

Krystill's Dad

Ambiguous Christianity

Billy Ray Cyrus

Juniper Lokos

Krystill's Mother

Caring, Worried, Alcoholic

Sofia Vergara

ACE OF CLUBS

Krystill's

Bird Nest Buddy

Ace Freyley face

Glowing blue aura

frames his body / head

JACK WHITE

Ace of Hearts

Krystills

Bird Nest Buddy

Paul Stanley face

Glowing purple aura

frames her body / head 

Billie Eilish

PAISLY

What if hell's real?

China Anne McClain

A R T

Art Counselor

Who decks out his office with

Pruning the Bonzai

A R T Alexakis

Officer's

Police Officer's

Joel & Luke Smallbone

B R A N D

Stonehenge Friend

Be Your Usual Quirky Self

Russel Brand

Perry

Hospital Service

Katy Perry

J a n k o

Hospital Janitor

G e o r g e     J a n k o

Spears

Hospital Roomie

Britney Spears

Inner Child Wonderment

with her alive and kicking

stuffed animal CGI duck that she

speaks gibberish with

Click the video for

Brittany as Hospital Roomie

Nurse Hatchet

The Jack Nicholson

Joker Who Flew

Over the Cuckoos Nest

Finding the Holy Spirit

PHEONIX

Jared Leto

Dr. Hook

Psychiatrist

who decks out his office

with Nautical Know How

Becket Cook

TOE DOE

Krystil's Timid DowUg

Lil Nas X 

Montero Lamar Hill

R E N

Krystil's kRAZY kAT

REN ERYN GILL

Fedora

Homosexual Dumpster Baby

Who

Finds Christ

and

Becomes a Born Again Christian

Chris Massoglia

Prayer Dude

Fedora's Godsend

Richard Ashcroft

BECK

Krystil's Boyfriend

Who Enjoys SNL

Jack Champion

Becks Mom

and Sister-N-Law

These 2 are not

amused with Krystill

Dolly Parton

and

Miley Cyrus

LARK

Respectful Mature Attitude

for a

12 Year Old Giant of 6'5"

Finn Wolfhard

Triple Pheonix

Baphomets personal

rock candy band

of hell

Presidents

of the

United States

Lizard of OZ

aka

Baphomet

Baphometical Drill Sergeant

who hammers it home

with hopeful reverse psychology

with his Gene Simmons face

Give Em Hell Mel

Gibson

Liza Spinelli

2 Feet Tall

Tells Em Straight

with

Her Magical

Bag of Goodies.

Black Leather

Quiver Is attached

To The Back

Of Her Leather

Motorcycle Coat,

Filled With Glowing

Blue Arrows.

She's Filled with the

Holy Spirit.

Her Bow Is Hidden

Inside Her

Inner Coat Pocket.

Natural Leader,

Defender of the Broken.

Fran Drescher

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