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They have great marketing appeal

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R A F T E R S I N

Large Sewer RAT

Size of a 6-year-old human

Silver Trumpet Player

Smooth Beatnik

T-shirt Crucifixion Nails

Hardware: Nail Jewlery Whiskers

Cuz he burnt off

his whiskers

during his youth,

smoking dah Ganja

Original voice of

f l a v o r   f l a v

Click video for

Flav as Raftersin

Jayngle Balls

aka JAY

Beaver

Size of a

6-year-old human

Quirky, Jealous,

Unusually Strong Arms

Reclusive Hermit

Nerdy Intelligence

Plays the Drums

Speaks with R's and L's

that sound like W's

and Esses that sound like Esh

A d a m   S a n d l e r

Click video for

Adam as Jay

Winston

Beaver

Size of a 6-year-old human

Musical Vocalist

Condescending

Obnoxious

Dick Prick

with a

Heart of Gold

Voice style? Be an ass

David Spade

Click video for

Spade as Winston

DUFF

Beaver

W I L D Tender M I L D

Musical Vocalist

Lead Guitarist 

Size of a 6-yar-old human

Victoria Jackson

Click video for

Victoria as DUFF

A L I V E   &   K I C K I N G

JousTin Beaver

Renaissance TIN Man

Justin Bieber

S K A R Y  K R O W

B R I A N  the  B R A I N

L  O  V  E  R    of    K  O  R  N

B r i a n   H u g h   W a r n e r

Lion of Judah's

KanYeshua

Cowardly Wicked

Wretch

of

The West

who surrenders his

weak life to 

The Messiah

Kanye West

If Kanye West refuses

to be a part of this production

then hire a lookalike.

Perhaps direct Kanye

to his daughters video below

speaking of GOD

and Kanyes

music video showing his

inner child

KANYE WEST LOOKALIKE

FOR HIRE WEBLINK

The Refs

Referee's

Roger Daltry

Pete Townshend

Norm

Forgiving Potty Mouth

Born Again Christian

wondering...

"Where the hell's my wife?!"

Shia LeBeouf

K r y s t i l l

She do what she do

Ariana Grande

The Messiah

He Due's W A T T He Due's

Brian Head Welch

G r a m p a w     N o o k y

aka   G R A M P S

Sharp and Masterful

Dave Mustaine

Owl Bert

aka BERT

Cautious, Protective, Sensible

Bass Guitarist

Chris Tucker

Click the video for

Tucker as Owl Bert

Willy

Medicine Man of Sugar

Alice Cooper

Stony Lokos

Krystill's Dad

Ambiguous Christianity

Billy Ray Cyrus

Juniper Lokos

Krystill's Mother

Alcoholic, Ambiguous Christianity

Sofia Vegara

Officer's

Police Officer's

Joel & Luke Smallbone

B R A N D

Stonehenge Friend

Be Your Usual Quirky Self

Russel Brand

Spears

Hospital Roomie

Brittany Spears

Inner Child Wonderment

with her alive and kicking

CGI duck that she

speaks gibberish to

Click the video for

Brittany as Hospital Roomie

Perry

Hospital Service

Katy Perry

J a n k o

Hospital Janitor

G e o r g e     J a n k o

A R T

Art Counselor

Who decks out his office with

Pruning the Bonzai

A R T Alexakis

Dr. Hook

Psychiatrist

who decks out his office

with Nautical Know How

Becket Cook

TOE DOE

Krystil's Timid DowUg

Lil Nas X 

Montero Lamar Hill

R E N

Krystil's kRAZY kAT

REN ERYN GILL

BECK

Krystil's Boyfriend

Who Enjoys PORN

and

Punching Bags

Jack Champion

LARK

Respectful Mature Attitude

for a

12 Year Old Giant

Finn Wolfhard

PAISLY

laugh your butt off 

China Anne McClain

If Lady 

Fedora

Homosexual Who

Finds Christ

and

Becomes a Born Again Christian

Chris Massoglia

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